Welcome back, WELCOMMEE BACK! It’s been a tough road– keeping my forbidden love for you hidden away all these years. I survived, finding quiet solace in frequent episodes of the Golden Girls, your beauty and charm kept faintly alive by Blanche Devereaux in hot pursuit of her next gentleman caller. Though too, and to a less desirable extent, I could always count on Scarface and Cocktail to offer glimpses of your long forgotten glory days. But I did not forget, gold lamé, I did not. And when my college friends laughed aloud at you in what they so wrongly assumed was one of my “costumes,” I held steadfast to your shiny, flashy sass and WORE. YOU. ANYWAY. First, you’re welcome. Second, thank your old pal Karl Lagerfeld for your revival
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